Knock out this guard once they’re alone, get their weapons, run.

Gman only mentioned but i'm gonna fuckin deck him.

Gordon and Barney are both trans but it's mostly just mentioned in passing.

this is kind of just Let Gordon Hug His Friends Agenda tbh.

Alyx Vance's Ever-Growing Collection of Uncles.

Language: English Words: 6,202 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 10 Kudos: 87 Bookmarks: 14 Hits: 539 Gordon's worries come true, Barney has a change of plans, and neither of them know a thing about fashion. The Combine is sitting with their back propped against the wall, staring right at him, and something about it sends Gordon’s stomach plummeting. He steps around the final bits of crates and the collapsed segment of the roof, and. It fucking stings still to know that he’s hoping for the former. He doesn’t get jumped on his way to where he’d last seen the remaining Combine, so he takes that to mean one of two things – either they’re one leg in the grave already and can’t do much anymore, or they’re planning something.

tribute to me enjoying the fuck out of being bad at driving the Mudskipper.

some bullshitting of combine/cp stuff bc who even Knows.

TRIGGER WARNINGS Language: English Words: 9,437 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 5 Kudos: 17 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 380 Since that night, Barney didn’t feel safe anymore, and all the security team absolutely despised him.' The problem was that Barney was found kissing another guy in a corner of the room. Everything went well, except for Barney, who had become a bit too drunk to control himself. 'It all began when the guards organized a game night, not long after Barney Calhoun became a part of the security team.

Barney Calhoun/Original Male Character(s).

Rating bumped up for chapter 10 and beyond Language: English Words: 37,806 Chapters: 20/? Comments: 76 Kudos: 104 Bookmarks: 12 Hits: 1459 Chapters 1-7: Establishing characters & background Chapters 9- : Blue Shift write-through Mucking around with a genderflipped Calhoun because media doesn't often let middle-aged women with guns be the proactive instigators of their own relationships. If there's one thing she's good at, it's holding the door open for people. New security guard Beth Calhoun picks him as the one most likely to snap and decides to avert that catastrophe before it starts.

the tags sound fluffier than this actually is it's still a half-life game writethroughįreeman's a brittle repressed loner with too much white around the eyes.

typical Black Mesa violence and nonsense.

rebuilding yourself after the end of the world.

Half life barney calhoun